Stubble like stainless

It bears a striking — and horrifying — resemblance to the steel wool on the kitchen sink.

Otherside of 40 is a column delivered in bite-sized pieces with relatable hilarity and poignant topics for those, particularly women, in middle age. It is compiled from contributed tidbits and written in the first person by one of our writers. Please note, there is a content warning as it delves into bodily functions, undignified medical procedures, sex, dating and things you might not want to know are in your future.

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