Cue the ‘let's see if she can survive the farm’ montage of women feeding animals, fertilising gardens and chasing sheep around.
At this point, I’m expecting next week’s episodes to involve repairing a tractor and lodging BAS statements.
Farmer Jarrad was being all playful with the hose on his almond farm as he splashed his giggling ladies.
Which was all fun and games until you remember what was all over them.
What’s fertiliser made out of again?
Double dates saw tensions come to a head.
If the drama’s getting a bit too much, viewers could take a sip every time a cheese board appears. I warn you, you might be horizontal before the first ad break.
Luckily for us, apple farmer Zac finally saw Miranda’s true colours and gave her the boot.
Not before an arm workout, though, as he lugged her three suitcases to the car.
Calling Maya desperate for wanting one-on-one time with Zac was certainly a choice, considering they’re all competing for the same bloke.
Anyway, Miranda is apparently off to Greece. Nothing cures reality TV heartbreak quite like a European holiday.
All I can say is: “Watch out Greece”.
Episode seven threw a spanner in the works when the farmers’ families were allowed to nominate an extra woman.
Ah, the romance of outsourcing your dating decisions to your parents.
What we’ve learnt so far is that if there’s one thing every budding relationship needs, it’s additional applicants.
Farmer Alex was the only one with enough sense to leave the new girl and head home.
Watching Jarrad return with a Brit was one of the most uncomfortable moments of the episode.
I was itching for someone to say something — anything — as the ladies stared daggers at the new arrival.
Awks.
If nothing else, this season continues to prove that finding love is hard, but sharing one man with four other women is harder.
At least everyone’s leaving with some valuable work experience.
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